I haven’t posted a selfie here in awhile. I’ve got monday-mornin blues today.
i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
AMY POEHLER: Great people do things before they’re ready
friendship game strong
so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.
Peter Q: Or sometimes we play monopoly.
This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
and tilt your head to the side
Smirk a little